Atheist Brutally Murders Tree in Rapidly Escalating War on Christmas

SEATTLE — Local officials were shocked to see an innocent Christmas tree maimed by a barbaric atheist yesterday evening.

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The Murder Scene

The Seattle District Attorney is launching an investigation and will press charges against the perpetrator. Meanwhile, friends and family of Mr. Tree mourn their loss.

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