America Develops Gay Bomb To Turn Enemy Soldiers Into Raging Homosexuals

HOUSTON — In an exclusive leak, Union City Post uncovered an insidious plan by the United States Air Force. By combining female pheromones with warfare, the Air Force planned to drop giant gay bombs upon our enemies, transforming them into raging homosexuals.

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Atheist Brutally Murders Tree in Rapidly Escalating War on Christmas

SEATTLE — Local officials were shocked to see an innocent Christmas tree maimed by a barbaric atheist yesterday evening.

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The Murder Scene

The Seattle District Attorney is launching an investigation and will press charges against the perpetrator. Meanwhile, friends and family of Mr. Tree mourn their loss.